Your local KGB Agent would like to remind you about the following class rules:

- The contents of every update in both the class blog and your personal class blog will be limited to 250 words. Each word found to infringe upon this rule will result in a beheading.

-Polygraph tests and retina scans will be administered at the beginning of each class in-order to determine whether or not assigned reading materials have been consumed. Failure to locate eyeballs before said testing will result in a beheading.

- Class participation will be enforced by robot sentries. You may take note the sentries are out-of-shape rent-a-deathbots. They are very sensitive about their weight, and calling them fat will result in a beheading.

- “Flash Blogging” sessions will now be limited to the following topics: the infallible leadership of the professor. Note that none of those words were separated by commas and “the infallible leadership of the professor” will be addressed in its entirety.

- Have any questions about the above rules? You know the punishment for that.

All hail the professor; born in the meadows of the most benevolent mountains, he is the will of this weblog.

(If you have any concerns about the stability of the author during the conception of this post, he assures you he CAN justify it. But not now. The author has to go take his medication.)